My New Car
Every bachelor should have one….
After an arduous first five months at work I decided that it was high time I treated myself. Being single and childless allows the sophisticated man about town to indulge in the little luxuries in life with what’s left of his meager earnings once this government have robbed him of forty percent of it.
Having seen the price of petrol fall by about two pence ( a dime?) I seized on the chance of upgrading to a slightly larger engine, the damage done to the environment would be outweighed by the women pulling possibilities this now offered me. Now I have had to take a small finance deal out, nothing too big you understand, no, I’ve gone for smaller payments spread over a longer period….about seventy years to be precise!!
Now don’t get all jealous and wish you’d become a chef, you’re too late. Who needs hedge funds on Wall Street when you can be a chef in England?
I’ve edited the number plate out so people can’t find out where I live, such as the owner of this Lamborghini 
Miles,
Oh now that is lush. I’m not an automobile connoisseur but I’ve heard that Lamborghini make quite good ones. I hope the weather is good enough this year for you to have the top down permanently. That V12 is gonna give those Marsh Warblers a heart attack! Well played, Sir.
GDave
June 5, 2009 @ 10:34 pm
Hang on a second…..
June 5, 2009 @ 11:13 pm
As I said before–the most toys wins. Vvvvrrrrrooooommmm!
June 6, 2009 @ 3:20 am
GDave,
I’ve taken it back, didn’t care for the colour..or the fuel consumption!!
Miles
June 6, 2009 @ 8:28 am
Chef,
I’m not impressed !
That model is only a glorified Audi R8
I shall be taking delivery of a real Lambo next month . . .
A Lamborghini Murciélago - there’s clearly more money in selling books than there is cooking
Cheers
Rod
June 6, 2009 @ 10:06 am
Boys,
I can see desperate measures being employed here to attract a woman…. what ever happened to charm, humour and a good old fashioned bunch of flowers?
Still I cannot deny that hard work should be rewarded Miles…. what’s your brother’s excuse then? 
Cid
June 6, 2009 @ 6:32 pm
All,
Well I see you all fell for it
Look out for ‘My New Girlfriend’ post …a certain Miss Jennifer Anniston no less!!
Miles
June 6, 2009 @ 10:10 pm