Miles

I know a French woman that I could highly recommend for the neck and shoulder regions…. unfortunately she is an unknown quantity in the other regions Her lack of any qualifications whatsoever is more than made up by her general enthusiasm ….. still they say laughter is good for the soul We would arrive with spice grinders (not sure why but it seems like a good idea) mortar and pestle and pure organic raw ingredients … we like to work in the raw After some ground coffee we’ll assess the patient’s state of health and create a personalised blend which might still smell of coffee but we can assure you, will be a figment of your already ailing imagination… heat it all up in the cauldron and baste you with a large pastry brush. How does that sound? The bad news is that the best person I know in the manipulation game is a bloke who has a business not far from where I live…. not a lot of laughs but probably the safer bet if you want to walk again…

Cid

Miles

…. painful shoulder, lower back, left arm and left thigh …… I was thinking along the lines of a lipbalm for the pro moisturizing male of our times

My first consultation would strongly suggest you give up weights heavier than a can of beans and stick to yoga and long walks. The rest of the ailing body parts must be treated with oils of arnica and argan by a qualified masseuse. While we’re on the subject of argan, then it’s worth mentioning that this natural oil is used for cooking as well…. apparently it has lots of good qualities, enough for say, a post all on it’s own?

Cid - balmy cosmetic maker to the rich and famous

Miles

I have returned to my comfort zone here at chez MC, having dipped into the ‘other channel’ which is never the best of ideas at this time of night for one with a sensitive nature

Anyway the important thing is that my shipment of culinary/cosmetic raw ingredients have finally arrived….. so then (she says wearing her clinical hat) what key areas of head chefs hard working anatomy are problematic and what potion should we be aiming at? Do bear in mind this pharmacy’s limited equipment and basic knowledge wildly exotic tastes and skill

Dr Cid

Miles

If anyone’s going to end up with the ‘hottie’, it’s bound to be me

Cid