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How to find my blog on the internet search engines…..

Great title hey? Well that’s what somebody out there in the wide wide world of web typed into their search engine and found me! I’ve written about this before and I return to it when I see a few good phrases and/or words.
Some of the words and phrases are so general it amazes me that they find this sight. I get loads of visitors who search for Led Zeppelin for instance, now I’ve done quite well on the back of Led Zeppelin Tour 2009 but there are millions of pages out there referring to the band name so God only knows how many pages they must have gone through to get to me.

Here’s a few samples of key phrases which have led people to my site. I have written them exactly as they have typed it:

bad and dangerous to know chamber farm wood
ladyboy sex
classic french satisfaction with a twist
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do you like your name miles?
ouk
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guitar
seeds
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there
price
how much raspberry coulis do i need to go with melon for 60 people
miles collins chef
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million

and on it goes……
how to pickle beetroot and how to cook sea bass are by far the most common search terms, not sure how someone has got ladyboy sex on here, sorry to disapoint you however you are!
So to anyone who has arrived here and stayed as a result of a search term thank you, I appreciate it.

Here’s some Motorhead for my brother and Dave from NYC……

10 Comments

  1. Melissa says:

    Miles,

    I’ve been out of the loop lately, but what a fun post to come back to! There? Someone actually found you via the word THERE? That’s almost more strange than ladyboy sex or hare chef hat.

    How do you know all this?

    Always, always entertaining! Do you think if I googled “I love this blog” that I’d find you?!

    It’s nice to be back.
    Melissa

    July 24, 2009 @ 3:29 am

  2. Rod says:

    Keep your eyes on those stats ;)

    Should somebody actually be preparing food for 60 people if they can’t even portion it up ?

    Motorhead \m/

    July 24, 2009 @ 7:35 am

  3. Marc says:

    haha.. site search stats are fun to peruse aren’t they? I think I typed “smoked haddock” into google to find your blog.

    Marc

    July 24, 2009 @ 4:23 pm

  4. greedydave says:

    Miles,
    In amongst people looking for chicks with bits, and a chef’s hat to fit a hare it’s good to know that the internet is purest lunacy.

    Love these posts!

    GDave

    July 24, 2009 @ 9:20 pm

  5. Annie says:

    What I found interesting, too, was that when I googled my own name, it also led to your blog. Thanks for making us googlicious.

    Annie

    July 25, 2009 @ 1:20 am

  6. miles says:

    Melissa,
    Welcome back :)
    How do I know this? Because Big Brother is watching you Melissa..YES YOU!! Now put that gluten free biscuit back in the tin, I can see you :mrgreen:

    Miles

    July 25, 2009 @ 8:12 am

  7. miles says:

    Annie,
    I shall be sending you an invoice!!

    Miles

    July 25, 2009 @ 8:13 am

  8. miles says:

    Rod,
    More to the point, melon and raspberry coulis….groan

    Miles

    July 25, 2009 @ 8:14 am

  9. miles says:

    Marc,
    Nice to hear from you, I do well on the smoked haddock page but mackerel and sea bass steal the show.

    Miles

    July 25, 2009 @ 8:15 am

  10. miles says:

    GDave,
    There’s plenty of lunacy out there alright, now off to process my ladyboy photos :)

    Miles

    July 25, 2009 @ 8:16 am

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